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We’ve all heard the advice about life, but sometimes it can get a bit too serious. This blog post is all about taking life a little less seriously and learning from these funny lessons instead.
Here are 19 funny lessons learned in life quotes that will make you laugh while also giving you some insight into life.
- “I can run faster scared than you can mad.”
- “Sometimes I just give up and go to bed.”
- “Don’t judge someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes..or at least tried on their clothes.”
- “Don’t underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.”
- “An apple a day keeps anyone away if thrown hard enough”
- “A good friend will help you move, but a best friend will help you move a body”
- “If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving isn’t for you”
- “When things go wrong, don’t go with them” Oh what the hell… wait for me!
- “Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet”
- If your dreams don’t scare you they aren’t big enough” – I am terrified.
- “Today is the tomorrow I was worried about yesterday”
- “If it ain’t broke don’t fix it.”
- Don’t be fooled by appearances. The world is full of ugly people.
- You’re not lazy, you’re just apathetic.
- Don’t worry, the universe will eventually expand and consume you.
- Life is like a box of chocolates: half empty and mostly nuts.
- Life is too short to waste time on things that don’t matter. Like sleep, for example.
- The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can’t achieve it.
- Don’t be afraid to fail, be afraid not to try.
