Do you have any knock, knock jokes?
1. Knock, knock! Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil, who? Never mind, it’s pointless.
2. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot’s house. Knock knock
Whos there? The chicken.
3. Knock, knock! Who’s there?
Deja. Deja who?
Knock Knock
4. Knock, knock! Who’s there?
Mary. Mary who?
Marry Me
5. Knock! Knock! Who’s there?
Hatch. Hatch who?
Bless you!
6.Knock Knock! Who’s there?
Boo. Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
7. Knock knock. Who’s there?
Nana. Nana who?
Nana your business.
8. Knock knock. Who’s there?
Aida. Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
9. Knock knock. Who’s there?
Theodore! Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked.
10.Knock knock. Who’s there?
Yah. Yah who?
No thanks, I use Bing or Google.
Still waiting for thanksgiving dinner…