25 Dirtiest Jokes of All Time

Dirty Jokes

Dirty Jokes are actually good for you. Just about everyone enjoys a good dirty joke from time to time. And there’s nothing wrong with that! There are, actually quite a few benefits to enjoying some off-colour humour every now and then. Here are a few reasons why dirty jokes can be good for you.

  1. They can help relieve stress.
    We all know that laughter is one of the best ways to reduce stress levels. And what’s funnier than a good dirty joke? If you’re feeling stressed out, take a break and enjoy a few minutes of laughter by reading or listening to some dirty jokes. You’ll be glad you did!
  2. They can boost your mood.
    Laughter is also a great way to boost your mood instantly. So if you’re feeling down in the dumps, a few naughty jokes can help pick you up and put a smile on your face. Sometimes, all it takes is a little bit of humour to turn your whole day around.
  3. They can make you more attractive to others.
    Yes, you read that right! Studies have shown that people who enjoy dirty jokes are considered more attractive to others than those who don’t. So if you’re looking to impress someone, tell them a few of your favourite off-colour jokes and see how they react! Chances are, they’ll be impressed by your sense of humour—and maybe even ask for more.
  4. They can help improve your relationships.
    Sharing dirty jokes with friends and loved ones can actually help improve your relationships. That’s because humour brings people together and helps create bonds between them. So next time you’re hanging out with friends or family, take the opportunity to lighten the mood by sharing some hilarious dirty jokes! Everyone will appreciate it—and you might even find yourself getting closer to those you care about in the process.

Some of these jokes are funny, some are offensive and the worst ones are disgustingly disgraceful Enjoy!

25 Dirty Jokes -Caution Offensive Content

1. This one time, Snow White sat on Pinnochio’s face and said.

Quick, Lie to me! Lie to me!

2.What’s the difference between your wife and your job?

After five years, your job will still suck.

3. Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in church.

Everyone looks at you in disgust but deep down inside, they want some too.

4. Want to hear a construction joke?

Oh, never mind, I’m still working on that one.

5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

6. Have you heard about that new movie, “Constipation?”

Ya, it hasn’t come out yet.

7. How did Hitler tie his shoes?

With little Nazi children!

8. How do you throw a space party?

You planet!

9. Want to hear a toilet joke??

Nah, it’s too colon.

10. Why did the gym close down?

It just didn’t work out!

11. Do you know what I saw today?

Everything I looked at.

12.Why does Santa Clause have such a big sack?

He only comes once a year.

13. How does a rabbi make coffee??

Hebrews it

14. Sex is like math.

Add the bed, subtract the clothes and pray you don’t multiply.

15. What does the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you leave?

Thanks for coming.

16. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman!

17. What’s the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

18. When three people have sex, it’s called a threesome; when two people have sex, it’s called a twosome.

I see why they call you handsome.

19. My husband insists we try 69.

But I keep telling him we need to keep the thermostat at 72 degrees this winter.

20. A guy walked up to a brothel house

The sign said, “Beat it. We’re closed.”

21. What’s long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine! Get your mind out of the gutter. 😉

22. How do you circumcise a hilbilly?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

23. What’s the best pickup line at a gay bar?

Can I push your stool in?

24. What do you call someone who doesn’t fart in public?

A private tutor.

25. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

Guys will actually search for a golf ball.


As you can see, there are actually quite a few benefits to enjoying dirty jokes from time to time. So next time someone tells you to watch your mouth, feel free to tell them off—after all, there’s nothing wrong with enjoying a little bit of off-colour humor every now and then!

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