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Do you have any knock, knock jokes?
1. Knock, knock! Whoโs there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil, who? Never mind, itโs pointless.
2. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiotโs house. Knock knock
Whos there? The chicken.
3. Knock, knock! Whoโs there?
Deja. Deja who?
Knock Knock
4. Knock, knock! Whoโs there?
Mary. Mary who?
Marry Me
5. Knock! Knock! Whoโs there?
Hatch. Hatch who?
Bless you!
6.Knock Knock! Whoโs there?
Boo. Boo who?
Donโt cry, itโs just a joke!
7. Knock knock.ย Whoโs there?ย
Nana.ย Nana who?ย
Nana your business.
8. Knock knock.ย Whoโs there?ย
Aida.ย Aida who?ย
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
9. Knock knock.ย Whoโs there?ย
Theodore!ย Theodore who?ย
Theodore wasnโt open so I knocked.
10.Knock knock.ย Whoโs there?ย
Yah.ย Yah who?ย
No thanks, I use Bing or Google.
Still waiting for thanksgiving dinnerโฆ
